Saturday, September 13, 2008
Kitty Wars, Episode 2
In a galaxy known as Manhattan, in the area of Washington Heights, a kitten named Zoe is risking her own existence by challenging the pre-existing authority of Kevin and Ryanne Boerem. Zoe is not seeking to annihilate the Earth with a Death Star, as some evil creatures have attempted before, oh no, she has her own more powerful weapon... pee. Ryanne and Kevin were able to defend their bed and set-up a strong hold to prevent Zoe from claiming it as her own, but she has now turned her sights on another target... Ryanne's schoolbag. Just minutes ago Zoe launched her first pee attack on the bag as it was hanging on the back of Ryanne's chair. Zoe managed to jump into the bag and unleash her pee before Ryanne caught on to her evil plan. The only casualty so far was a course-packet from Ryanne's grad-school class but residents of apartment 5c are scrambling in fear of another attack. For now Zoe has been contained in the bed and schoolbag-free outer regions of 5c known as the bathroom, but residents now sit in fear while awaiting the next attack...
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2 comments:
Way to funny!!
Okay, so I laughed out loud just now. I'm really sorry about your bookbag, though. What a sneaky kitty!!
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